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Saturday, May 15 2010 5:56 AM |
But you know perfectly well Augusten rarely posts to his blob, generally only when his numerologist informs him it's safe to do so. Also? Augusten feels his blob is less like a vehicle for self-expression and reader-communication and more like an unattractive and dim-witted pet of indeterminate species that one agreed to watch for a friend while this friend went overseas but this friend has not returned and there have been rumors of pirates.
To make matters more complicated still, Augusten also feels it is a mistake to take something away from people -no matter how low the quality- when they have grown accustomed to it. So with this in mind, Augusten is currently in his mid-rise Manhattan laboratory refining the formula for his blob-replacement communication interface module.
If it works, this module will provide interested parties with real-time geographic, psychographic and photographic updates 24/7. Though, because Augusten rarely leaves his mid-rise Manhattan laboratory there currently exists the potential that this real-time auto-stream could malfunction and be boring. So the www.augusten.com designers and technicians are currently investigating the feasibility of kinetic design elements, such as letters that spin, warp and jiggle as well as other presentation options.
Rest assured, very soon www.augusten.com will be smaller, less informative and better than ever. |
