In honor of my new website, this top-ten is dedicated to my website guy, Drew.

THE AUGUS10 THINGS I LOVE ABOUT DREW

1. No matter where in the world I happen to be, if I email Drew at 3:47am, Drew will email me back by 3:48.
2. I have worked with him for years, would trust him with my life and have only seen him in person once.
3. He is an absolutely hysterical writer. Which I found out when I Googled him for the first time this past spring.
4. Drew is going to make one hell of a father. And no sane woman would ever leave him.
5. It would be fine if he did, but he never does: fuck up.
6. You know that really great guy character that Bill Pullman always seems to play? Drew is that guy.
7. He had the good sense to move back to New York.
8. If it sucks, he will tell me.
9. You'd never know he was good-looking if you didn't see him.
10. He has impeccable taste and extremely high standards, but he'll accept cash from anyone, even me.